your own personal guide to 21st-century life

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monsters. menches. villains. cokeheads. gamers. slumlords. i've seen it all in my short time on this roundish rock. the following are simply some guidelines: 1) disregard some guidelines and go straight to the show listings 2) always keep a flashlight and a pocket knife handy 3) know rhymes about snakes plants liquor and sea-weather 4) […]